Brushing Up Against Me, Falling Down

Who doesn't want respect? Who doesn't want to be allowed to love who they want to love? Unfortunately, I think this is the kind of love that all the conservative types talk about when they refer to "the slippery slope" of gay marriage. 

Romeo

she's so sweet

i love her

she was being very playful this morning

brushing up against me falling down

The Bard

she's abusing you, bro

Romeo

you're so mean to me

all i want is your respect.

for loving a cat

Empty lap, Empty Life

Romeo: starbuck always goes and sits in [Claudio]'s lap :(
never my lap

Juliet: Hahaha

Romeo: maybe i just need to kiss her more and she'd finally like me

Poop

Romeo: starbuck and i are taking a poop at the same time

A New Low

Most of these posts are from gchats that our Romeo sends to me (unprompted). Last night however, I got a taste of the real thing. These are verbatim, as I was taking notes on my phone at the time. Despite the title of this post being "A New Low", he actually says this shit all the time...


[Romeo gives Juliet, his GF, a hug from behind]
Romeo: I wish this was with Starbuck

Later...

Romeo: I'm not into butt stuff... unless it's Starbuck.

Saving Myself For Marriage

Some of these need to be posted without comments, but some deserve some background. 

Our poor Romeo is known to often project his cat-based insecurities onto other cats, in this case Your Bard's lovely cat, Penny. He also manages to squeeze in a Jorah Mormont reference from Game of Thrones. 

Romeo

I'm saving myself for marriage

To Starbuck 

The Bard

ew

Romeo

You know who is ew 

Penny [The Bard's cat]

She's got grayscale 

Just like jorah

Completely Over Me

Romeo

aww 

starbuck is completely over me i think

she has not been snugging very much

TayTay

[Romeo]

i should rename starbuck to taytay

Desire

[Romeo]:

i would like to be a cat

especially one as pretty as starbuck

All The Good Stuff

Romeo: you might be right
starbuck does play me :-(
she goes to [Claudio]
she never comes to me
but then when i get frustrtaed
she'll brush by me
just to remind me that she's got all the good stuff