Bad medicine

Romeo
starbuck is being very lovy
and im ignoring her

Juliet
Aww why?

Romeo
just giving a dose of her own medicine

[a few minutes later]

Romeo
i caved. i gave her pets
but not as aggressive

The real question here is: not as aggressive... as what? Not as aggressive as she wanted? Not as aggressive as he usually does? [gets chills]

Sometimes she holds my hand.

More little nothings said throughout a single day.


Perfect eyes, perfect face, perfect nose, perfect ears.  10/10.  Do you even know how cute you are, Starbuck? Do you?!

There's the purrs. Just a little work to get the motor running.

(petting her belly) She and I have lots of these moments. Sometimes she holds my hand.

You're the cute one *kiss kiss*

Hi sweetcakes!

It feels good to touch her. She's so soft. Feels really good. She's my favourite.

I don't think she really said that

Romeo
Daddy kiss me more! Okay Starbuck, okay.

When a want becomes a need

Romeo:  are the cats giving you love right now

because mine arent 

and i need it

A line has been crossed

[Juliet kisses neck] I wish Starbuck would do this.

Kisses

Romeo (To Juliet): she kisses me when you're not looking

Empty Gaze

As a rule, I try not to bait Romeo into making off-putting statements about his one true love, the cat Starbuck. But sometimes when he says weird shit, I can't help but push his buttons. 

Romeo

she meows at reflections

she just looks at me with those sad eyes

i shoudl write a bruce song based on starbuck's empty gaze

The Bard

you know why they're empty?

you don't love her hard enough

Romeo

i squeeze her all the time

i pick her up

i kiss her at least a 100 times a day

The Bard

but is that enough?

Romeo

i've even licked her head once

The Bard

once?

Romeo

i was trying to groom her like she grooms me

The Prettiest

A potpourri of sweet nothings our Romeo has said to Starbuck / no one over several days.

Who is the prettiest?  I think it’s Starbuck.  Who else could be this pretty?  You tell me.  You tell me!

Starbuck when you run you run you wiggle your butt so cute!

Starbuck you're my pumpkin. Actually, Boomer looks more like a pumpkin.

Where she belongs

This blog, with a readership of 2, is ready to take a leap. A leap into the world of MULTIMEDIA. Despite clearly not being worried about people knowing about his love of his cats, we're trying to keep Romeo's identity a secret -- hence the creepy clown face. I like to think "Where she belongs" isn't a threat, but it's hard to be sure... 

This photograph was sent out to nearly everyone Romeo knows via Snapchat. 

My Samosa

To his credit, our fair Romeo drew the line at an outright sex implication. 

Romeo

she's the best cat in the world

i love her the most

The Bard

last week it was boomer

now it's starbuck

make up your mind

Romeo

why cant you be happy for me

i was happy when you found a samosa.

starbuck is my samosa

The Bard

good god, keep your dosa outta there

Romeo

not that kind of a samosa

It's not just unhappiness

Romeo's comments to Starbuck throughout one day.

What have I told you? You're not allowed to go anywhere without a kiss.

I have to shower and I won't be able to kiss you.  That's why I'm kissing you so much.

Nobody gets so much love. If there was an earthquake I would save you first.  [to Boomer]  I would save you last.

What have I told you?  What have I told you?!  You have to give daddy kisses, that's the rule of the house.

So sweet the way you walk!

[to Juliet] She doesn't like to go into the lap.  You have to drag her into your lap and then she'll stay.

I can't stay mad at you the way I stay mad at the other one.

Not everyone can be perfect like you and me, Starbuck.

Daddy gives you happiness, too. It's not just unhappiness.

[pretending to talk for the cat]  "Scratch me harder, daddy!"

[pretending to talk for the cat]  "My name is Starbuck.  I'm the prettiest girl in the world!"