Ready for Halloween? Better clean your cat's ass

Romeo is getting excited about the Halloween party at his house...

 Romeo:  starbuck is going to look SO good

she's going to be the star of the party

might put on a little bit of make-up on her, clean her little butthole

Saturday night plans

Saturday night, after The Bard enjoyed a nice dinner with Romeo, Romeo declined to continue the night, instead opting for a night in with his love...

ROMEO: I'm excited to go to bed.... with Starbuck.

Snapcat

Our fair Romeo spent a disturbing amount of time filling this in. 

Lap chat and the single most disturbing thing from this blog to date

[More random musings from Romeo while Starbuck is, uncharacteristically, sitting in his lap]

Is it possible to un-neuter a cat?

I want to bite the Starbuck's ears but I wouldn't because it would hurt. Well, maybe I would. Look at her ears!

You're my favourite thing in the world.

You have a nice little vagina.

Debatable