Little holes

[Romeo to Starbuck, who is hiding]

I wish daddy was in all the little holes with you.

"Daddy"

Your loyal Bard had the pleasure of spending time with Romeo and his cats yesterday. In addition to watching Romeo molest the cats with unwanted hugs and other physical affections, I was treated to this repeated plea:

"Lick Daddy"

Some needs to call animal services...

This should make you very, very uncomfortable

I just puked in my mouth