Merry Christmas, Dear Romeo

To our Dearest Romeo,

I hope you can enjoy this record of your distinct brand of love for two cats. It's a love that can be confusing, scary, and frustrating for all to see -- a truly depressing love. We've kept things anonymous because the things contained on this blog are so disturbing that we know you wouldn't them to become public, but perhaps you can appreciate what that implies about your love.

That said, I also hope you can appreciate that this is our way of showing you that we love you, even for all your odd behavior.

Daddy Kisses Forever,
The Bard and Juliet

Daddy lover

Oh hai

[Romeo to Starbuck]

Oh hi Starbuck. Oh hi sexy face. Should I call you pretty face?

Lots of it

Romeo
Starbuck, wanna come over here? I've got something for you that starts with the word kiss. 

Juliet
What's it end with? 

Romeo
Lots of it!

Meow

Romeo
i said i love you to starbuck right now and she meowed i love you back!

Juliet
Hahaha!
One day I hope you'll say it to me...

Romeo
if you meow back i will

Asshole

Yes, Starbuck!  Get in that asshole!  So cute.

Starbuck!  Show me the asshole!

Starbuck!  Oh look at that asshole!  What a dirty little asshole.  Why don't you lick it.

Little holes

[Romeo to Starbuck, who is hiding]

I wish daddy was in all the little holes with you.