To our Dearest Romeo,
I hope you can enjoy this record of your distinct brand of love for two cats. It's a love that can be confusing, scary, and frustrating for all to see -- a truly depressing love. We've kept things anonymous because the things contained on this blog are so disturbing that we know you wouldn't them to become public, but perhaps you can appreciate what that implies about your love.
That said, I also hope you can appreciate that this is our way of showing you that we love you, even for all your odd behavior.
Daddy Kisses Forever,
The Bard and Juliet
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